A collection of short stories. The title story revolves around Touma, who is head-over-heels in love...with himself! However, so is everyone else around him - and he knows that his business partner and old friend, Enoki, is no exception. Touma doesn't blame him; after all, he is only the most brilliant, beautiful, and all-round perfect person to ever walk the face of the Earth! Who wouldn't fall for him? Strangely enough, Enoki seems to believe that Touma returns his feelings. But they should both know by now there's no one he loves more than himself... right?